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lyricaltitlesTitle: 'Hoping I'm in His Plans'
Author:but_can_i_be_trusted
Fandom: Original Fiction
Characters: Original
Rating: PG
Warnings: Some innuendo
Notes: Crossposted to100words
Artist: Karen Kamon
Album: Flashdance OST
Song: 'Manhunt'
Summary: "You’re turning into what my grandmother would’ve called a ‘brazen hussy’!”
“Sheila!”
“What?!”
“Will you stop eyeing the new guy every time he walks by? And arranging your blouse so that it shows more of you than is necessary? You’re turning into what my grandmother would’ve called a ‘brazen hussy’!”
“I can’t help it, Helena; he’s delicious!”
“So you’re trying to throw yourself at him every chance you get? Hoping he’ll pencil you in somewhere in his planner? I know you want to do the guy, but don’t advertise! How do you know he’s not gay?”
“I saw him flirting with Mimi, that tramp who practically lives by the water cooler.”
Author:
but_can_i_be_trustedFandom: Original Fiction
Characters: Original
Rating: PG
Warnings: Some innuendo
Notes: Crossposted to
100wordsArtist: Karen Kamon
Album: Flashdance OST
Song: 'Manhunt'
Summary: "You’re turning into what my grandmother would’ve called a ‘brazen hussy’!”
“Sheila!”
“What?!”
“Will you stop eyeing the new guy every time he walks by? And arranging your blouse so that it shows more of you than is necessary? You’re turning into what my grandmother would’ve called a ‘brazen hussy’!”
“I can’t help it, Helena; he’s delicious!”
“So you’re trying to throw yourself at him every chance you get? Hoping he’ll pencil you in somewhere in his planner? I know you want to do the guy, but don’t advertise! How do you know he’s not gay?”
“I saw him flirting with Mimi, that tramp who practically lives by the water cooler.”